Chinese people [ __ ] love money, okay?
You think rappers love money? Yo, we
love money.Calling anyone. Chinese people loveverything about it. We love making it,we love spending it, we love giving it,
we love receiving it, we love throwingit up in the air. Yo, Chinese peoplelove money so much, we have a god ofmoney.
Of all the gods in Chinese Taoism,there's one god, he's the god of money.Caishen, yeah? We pray to him.
FOR MORE MONEY.EVERY DAY WE GO, "HEY, GOD OF MONEY,GIVE us more money."And he gives us more money.Very fickle god, doesn't care about
inflation, right?
No understanding of basic principles ofmacroeconomics, just just throwing outgold ingots if youask for it at the right times, he'll
have some money. He's burning someincense, he's got some money, man. Somemoney.Even during Chinese New Year,
the biggest holiday for Chinese people,Chinese New Year. When we see each otherduring Chinese New Year, the way we
greet each otheris we say, "Gong Xi Fa Cai" or "Gong HeiFa Choi" in Cantonese. I'm sure you'veheard that at least peripherally, right?
"Gong Xi Fa Cai, Gong Xi Fa Cai." "GongXi Fa Cai" means hope you get rich.That's not happy New Year.Do you understand the go-to phrase
during Chinese New Year isn't, "Hey,hey, happy New Year." It's, "Yo, hopeyou get rich."Hope you get rich, hope you get richer
than all these other [ __ ] Hopeyou get so [ __ ] rich, man. Hope youget rich, and also hope you better hopeI get rich. We got to hope hope each
other, we got to bothget rich together.