Chinese people [ __ ] love money, okay?
You think rappers love money? Yo, we
love money.
Calling anyone. Chinese people love
everything about it. We love making it,
we love spending it, we love giving it,
we love receiving it, we love throwing
it up in the air. Yo, Chinese people
love money so much, we have a god of
money.
Of all the gods in Chinese Taoism,
there's one god, he's the god of money.
Caishen, yeah? We pray to him.
FOR MORE MONEY.
EVERY DAY WE GO, "HEY, GOD OF MONEY,
GIVE us more money."
And he gives us more money.
Very fickle god, doesn't care about
inflation, right?
No understanding of basic principles of
macroeconomics, just just throwing out
gold ingots if you
ask for it at the right times, he'll
have some money. He's burning some
incense, he's got some money, man. Some
money.
Even during Chinese New Year,
the biggest holiday for Chinese people,
Chinese New Year. When we see each other
during Chinese New Year, the way we
greet each other
is we say, "Gong Xi Fa Cai" or "Gong Hei
Fa Choi" in Cantonese. I'm sure you've
heard that at least peripherally, right?
"Gong Xi Fa Cai, Gong Xi Fa Cai." "Gong
Xi Fa Cai" means hope you get rich.
That's not happy New Year.
Do you understand the go-to phrase
during Chinese New Year isn't, "Hey,
hey, happy New Year." It's, "Yo, hope
you get rich."
Hope you get rich, hope you get richer
than all these other [ __ ] Hope
you get so [ __ ] rich, man. Hope you
get rich, and also hope you better hope
I get rich. We got to hope hope each
other, we got to both
get rich together.