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回來了回來了回來了

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我跟你講

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台灣人跟日本人的身體是不一樣的

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那次回去日本我跟朋友

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開心開心出去玩

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找個店

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現在日本幾度你知道嗎

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三度

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快要被冷凍了

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走路終於到了一家餐廳

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快進去了

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搭好了搭好了喝個雪

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冰塊

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外面是三度

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我跟店員說

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不好意思可以給我一杯熱水嗎

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店員就

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欸?

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喔?

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喔?

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欸?

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熱水?

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欸?

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熱水嗎?

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我朋友跟我說

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欸你好丟臉喔

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為什麼要冰水?

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三度還要喝冰水

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他們的表情很像我說了一個

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很奇怪的事情

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日本人的身體真的不知道是怎樣

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我們年比要厚一點喔

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他們覺得我很怪

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我不管

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我要的是溫水

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外面是三度